05/21: Fight Results for April 25- In the opening fight, we saw Shea 'Blues' Marshall defeat
Man0fSeas0ns.Tripod.Com female relations director, Lindsey Deusterman's, friend 'Lil' Adam Brooks. Blues, without suspenders,
knocked down Brooks in way to ending his Spring with about a 1-3 record. In Fasil 'Fork em' Bizuneh v Rod 'Dangerously'
Sharpe we saw a true battle for the records. The crowd enthusiasm only fed these two fighters as they hit each other a lot.
In the end, I dont know who won. But I am positve the fashion contest went to Bizuneh while the Retiring for Social Security
Benefits award went to Sharpe. The girl fight sucked. Ya know, it wouldn't kill yall to bring bitches to fight. Because
Heinrich 'I represent every asian to ever box in BoxingMania' Phan pussied out to go to a high school track meet a forfeit
went to Brian 'With a Hat' Deignan who then denounced communism and joined David 'War Emblem' Hohman for the first ever tag-team
fight v UA students Matt 'MeatMarket' Dyhr and Peter 'Once a Catholic always a Catholic' Koury. In an 8 round battle that
could only be described as 'Sick, twisted, and a prelude to the title fight.' Koury was the only person knocked down, in the
4th by Deignan, as the Market stood his ground in a vicious attack from the opposing team. In the end, the crowd had seen
war. Dyhr left with an busted eye, Koury a busted face, Deignan a bloody nose, and Hohman with a shattered, bloodied lip.
Even referee Dan Maher was bleeding fom the ears (from an unrelated accident). This reporter was throwing up from
a bad Julio's Too chicken and Matt Dyhr fist combo (its a #7 and the drink is included) during the Adam 'Walker' Reynolds
v Manny 'Fresh' Martinez fight. But he heard it was good as Manny reached victory. There was also a fight with two big guys...I
dunno. I was throwing up. In the 40's of Death Match, the audience saw the negative affects of alcohol. Sure, drunk fighting
is good at bars, but that is because the nectar of the gods hadnt had its time to reach the muscles, only the brain. However,
after Mandels capping (pardon the pun) of Levario, it was time for the Title Fight. Bryon 'McLostalot' Horton v Derek
'The Wiz' Pizel showed to be a true battle. With a combined 3 knockdowns, Pisel and Losty hated each other for three rounds
while bystanders, roommates, Buddies, and fans cheered. In the end, no official winner was declared, but the Man0fSeas0ns.tripod.
com review commitee has declared that victory did go by hair to Horton. Days after the match Pisel was reported to comment,
"My body hurts." Horton could not be reached for comment because he spent the weekend throwing up. According to records from
the ASU health center, Horton got a Urinary Infection from Pisel. Drinking character Dan Rodriguez reported, "Yeah, I see
how pounding on The Wiz for an evening could fuck up yo' dick."
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