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10/07: The Hohmeys Have Been Awarded- After an amazing turnout of email and instant message votes, the
1st ever Hohmey's have been awarded. Awarded in groupings of ten, these are the first installment of the Hohmies. They are
based on the most-excellent opinion of Man0fSeas0ns.Tripod.Com Judge of Stuff, David Hohman. All decisions are final.
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Movie of the Year
Swimfan
Star Wars: Episode II
Ghost Ship
Lord of the Rings I- we'd been meaning to read the book...but now we have
that time open to read the Ghost Ship book.
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| Flom Shows Off His Homey at Chellicam |
Best Advertisement Scheme
Fanta Girls
Coors Light's "Here's to Twins"
Fibricana's Oversized "Constipated?" billboard Bud Light's Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius- An easy winner, these ads are the reason we even listen to the radio.
| Shameful act of the night |
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| Loser, Dan Maher, in a drunken rage attacks, in uniform, the Homey statue outside the auditorium. |
Best Recorded Phone Message
AJ Flom: 'Wandering the streets of Tempe'
Dan Maher: 'Someone Pay the Bill'
Bryon's Mom: 'Bryon...Are you there?'- Representing Glendale, Mary was looking for
Bryon. He wasn't there. We cried, "Encore!"
Ameritrade: 'We're looking for Dan Maher.'
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| Carson Kissing Kissing Hohman's ass all over the Auditorium |
Coolest CounterStrike Guy
Prophesy (from Texas)
Hostages
V.I.P.
Arctic Terrorist
French CT- We were just so excited to see a the French having a chance, we had to
give them something (since support was out of the question).
| Tear-jerking Moment of the Evening |
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| Crowe sends Hohman up, in character, to accept the Hohmey |
Sweetest Internet Cartoon Character
Jeff Dodge.1022
Strong Bad.Homestarrunner
Johnny.JohnnyBread
Hank.The Comic Showcase
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| Link Looking Over This Most Coveted Award |
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The Hohmey Promise: All awards given out on this site will be free from prejudice and will be decided only by postjudice.
If a catergory or nominee is under nowjudice, that catergory or nominee will be held off until the next Hohmeys.
Catergory
Nominee
Nominee
Nominee
Nominee
Winner- Reason if applicable
| We thought this guy looked like Gandolf so... |
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| Gandolf Celebrates with the Hohmey |
Best Website Brought to Our Attention
SuperAJ.Com- Without him, so much of this site would not be possible.
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| Bud Light Fan Club President, Gail Mathers, with the Homey |
BoxingMania Match-up of the Year
Reynolds v Flom (BM0)
Hohman v Maher (BMI)
Hohman/Deignan v Koury/Dyhr (BMIII)
Bizuneh v Shape (BMIII)
Doherty v Stein (BMI)- If you missed this one, you missed two chicks boxing and
then falling on the ground and still hitting one-another.
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| Mary's Son, Bryon, happily accepts the award. |
World's Biggest Tool
Marshall Mathers
Coger Rahill
Dave Henson
Carson Daly- Inching out Coger, Daly was able to three-peat this catergory.
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| Frenchie, pictured, prances off with the award. |
21st Century Actor to Look Most Like David Hohman
Johnathan Taylor Thomas.Home Improvement
Tom Cruise.Minority Report
Vin Diesel.XXX
Wesley Snipes.Blade II
Russell Crowe.Gladiator- The judges had originally voted to defeat this, but a last
secong declaration by A GIRL overturned the unanimous table of judges.
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| Strong Bad Poses With His Hohmey |
Raddest Video Game in the House
Grand Theft Auto III (PS2)
NBA Street (Gamecube)
CounterStrike (PC)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64): This would be Zelda's third straight
Hohmey had there been two ceremonies before this one.
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